Okay, so, I need malware, and you have malware, so what else needs to be discussed? Oh, well, this… please take whatever you are sending me, pack it into a compressed archive of whatever type you like (zip, rar, etc.) and password protect it so that your outbound AV provider (which may be blind to you and just might also be your email provider without your knowledge or consent) doesn’t strip the thing and kill it before I have a chance to toss it into my “malware detonation chamber”, also know as the “mechanical chicken separator”, then email at the link below.

Thank you. Thank you very much!